A fork of Rural Dictionary
That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!
"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously
I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!
A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.
Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."
The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"