A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites 2. Food that is delicious
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink! Demoman 2: Yea! Demoman 1: Scrumpy! Demoman 2: Yes. *And so the scottish begins.*
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis. e.g) The poachers of the apple world
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!
Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.
That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.
Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.
Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.
to be almost scrumptious, but not quite
Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.