Country Dictionary

scruttocks

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

by arseflank November 08, 2004

scruttocks

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

by Surgeon_General September 04, 2003

scruttock

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

scruttocks

Generalised expletive.

Origin: L2nd Rootes, Uni. of Warwick UK, 2003/04

Box of Scruttocks: a noun

'This coursework is a box of scruttocks'

'Scruttocks... it's my night in the rank kitchen...'

by JiMternet April 20, 2004

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven October 14, 2008