A fork of Rural Dictionary
If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...