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Sexistentialism

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

by Jarod Kintz October 09, 2007

Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 22, 2018

Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

by GullibleZine March 06, 2007

sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

by dave young December 01, 2005

Sexistential

Sexistential can be understood as a philosophy that proposes that sex is the ultimate way of finding or creating meaning in life. It is a philosophy that views sex as a transcendent experience that can connect us with ourselves, others, and the universe. It is also a philosophy that acknowledges the existential challenges and anxieties that sex can evoke, such as vulnerability, intimacy, mortality, and authenticity.

I have a Sexistential cris, I can't have Sex Without Intimacy or a Meaning to the Act of Engaging in Sex.

by Minnie E January 10, 2024