A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sextant is another word for antidepressants. Antidepressants get called sextant often because of the fact that they lessen your desire for sexual intercourse with a partner, or with yourself.
Person 1: i have a lot of kids and my life is getting tiring. Person 2: well it you're depressed maybe you should use a sextant
A person who as sexual intercourse with an animal or objects, such as baloons. A person who perfers sex with a doll rather than a person.
"A man was having sex with a stuffed animal" "Man, He's a sextant"
A person who engages in the act of sexting
Bro 1: dude i was totally sexting Ashley last night Bro 2: you are just a little sextant arent you? always sexting somebody Bro 1: true true Bro 2: it happens Bro 1: yep, you'll have that
Sextant - A word, first, popularized after the release of the movie, Ed Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show, it's a device used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun, moon, and stars.
"We can find the gag factory by using this sextant" *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT* "What's so funny?" "I didn't catch that, what is it called again?" "It's a sextant, a device used to- *HAHAHAHAHA* SEXtant!
When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.
Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes! Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant* Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?! Girl: .....
a person who has sex with animals or objects, such as a dog or a stuffed animal. a person who prefers sex with dolls or masturbating rather than sex with another person.
"hey, did you see that guy having sex with a cow?" yeah dude, that was sick. he's a sextant."