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Sexy as a pig

A way to call some fugly

Person: *walks by*
Person 2: did you see that dude, he was sexy as a pig.
Person: *walks with a smile*

sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

Sexy Pig

There’s always that one sexy pig friend; she thinks that no one will ever love but really she’s the hottest and sweetest gal you could ever meet. She’s curvy and artistic and the best friend ever. She always carries bandaids and Tylenol and the best hugs. Plus, she is so good at folding burritos or whatever that kid kian eats at lunch.

Damn she’s a fine ass sexy pig