Country Dictionary

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

A toilet seat handle (Shandle = seat handle) that has built-in antimicrobial protection against germs and bacteria so you never have to touch the dirty toilet seat again. It's offered in many fun and colorful designs. There's a Shandle for everyone! Find yours at www.theshandle.com

I love my Shandle.

An unfashionable wearer of both socks AND sandles at the same time can be defined as being a shandle.
A spotter of such crime can also be refered to as a shandleir.

Tourists in European countries in high summer. Usually male, may also be wearing a bumbag, god forbid! For some unknown reason will be walking around in swealtering heat wearing (commonly white) a pair of socks and a pair of sandles. Socks + Sandles = Shandles

n. a fart

v. to fart

n. That was a nasty shandle!
Is that a shandle I smell?

v. I have to shandle.
She shandled.
Did you shandle?

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

A man who is right and wrong at the same time but he always turns out to be the greatest dad ever

Dude Ira Shandles is the bomb

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"