A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective: Extremely awesome or gnarly. Used to describe something fun that is cool or very impressive.
I'm so happy we went to that party. It turned out to be wicked shanka.
To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4
David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.
Means "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Originally from the Young Ones.
"Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."
When you are only physically attracted to models, yet are disgusted by any sign of ignorance or unintelligence
"Bro, this kid is crazy, he wants every girl he sees to be a model with a PhD, he has Shanka's dilemma!"
A blue cartoon man with yellow hair and red eyes comes into your house, and shanks you with his shanka.
Josh: Holy shit dude you just got Shanka'd by his shanka!
Esteban:Yo stop the cap bro! I know it wasn't my fault please trust me!
Josh:Idk man...you seemed kind of into it...
Blyat: Shanka Dawanka means to pressure your friends into submission
Esteban: WTF?!? Who the heck are you?
Blyat: I am God and you have disappointed me my son...