A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shanpap is a star guest on the hit series my 600 pound life. He is best known for being the reason double doors where invented and was used as the inspiration for weight watchers. Shanpap is best known for being the main reason children in African are suffering from famine and the lack of food in central Africa. Due to shanpap being greedy and obese he traveled to Africa in the summer of 2005 and ate all the food supply while draining all the watering holes. Since 2005 he has successfully been the main cause of approximately 78,000 deaths in the central Africa region. Many people would argue that Shanpap is actual a woman and is not fat however this was proved incorrect by Joshua pimpkin who used the theory of Ghandis flip flop to find out the true BMI of shanpap which was 1,096,682. You can recognise shanpap from a mile away as he takes up the majority surface area of a house. Please do not approach shanpap if you encounter him as he is well known for cannibalism.
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