A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating in the shower
Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
The act of masturbating while defecating.
I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously
Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.
Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"
Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"
To shit and masturbate at the same time.
For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .
When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.
I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!
I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.