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Shaved ham

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

by Massetti September 02, 2015

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004