A fork of Rural Dictionary
Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.
Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.
Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
1.To put a person that is unworthy of respect out of your mind completely.
2. To accidently(or intensionally) forget about an engagement that you should've have attended.
"Pete... why don't you just shelve that bitch. She's not worth it."
"Damn! I was supposed to go to that interpol show last night but I had to shelve it because trish was going also."
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"
"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"
"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."
"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"