A fork of Rural Dictionary
Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
One acting in the way of a person named Larry by demeaning one nicknamed D.
Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.
'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.
- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".
To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.
Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips
A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.
Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips