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Shit On My Nips

The act of plopping a sloppy/wet shit on the nipple and/or breast. This was originally created by the Germans, as an act of punishment. It is now known as an erotic way to pleasure the body.

Man #1:“Man, I could go for a solid shit on my nips right about now.”

Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”

For more examples, RE: Two Girls One Cup

by Ploppin Hard August 01, 2009

shit nip

a person who is little and annoying

Yo, the kid at the party last night was a total shit nip

by Kaliegh10150 April 08, 2011

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 05, 2017