A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.
Clusterfuck
WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.
A string of really bad days or experiences.
Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!
Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!
Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)
I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.