A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.
Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.
The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
1. To be drunk out of your mind. 2.To be extremely plastered.
Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.
sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin
he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight
having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either: a) pretty damn sexy b) very loud c) uncontrolably unstable d) all of the above Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into
being totaly smashed out of your mind
yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped