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The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?! Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital. Reporter: What caused this?? Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell. Reporter: Dear god
The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital. Reporter: What was the cause? Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell. Reporter: Dear god.