A fork of Rural Dictionary
Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.
After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.
A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".
"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"
A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.
Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”
(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)
note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.
Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.
An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.
"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"
"I heard they were shitsticking all night"
"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"