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Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert July 19, 2007

Shitties

Shitties are made when a man squates over a female's chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the woman's boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.

shitties

by A_Trent and B_Frank December 07, 2013

Shitties

First said by the infamous dick. Well known in Southern Ontario. The informal and cute way of saying shit. Otherwise known as the plural form of shit.

Awwe SHITTIES!!

by Sdawgsarehot June 04, 2011

Shitties

Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.

"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008

Shitties

Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.

"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"

by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 01, 2016

shitty

I only do this to troll the ad below

My life is shitty

by secreperson July 23, 2021