A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.
Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?
Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?
Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.
An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.
Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.
Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.
First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.
A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.
I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.