A fork of Rural Dictionary
S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
The emotion between boredom and another emotion.
person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass
1. in between emotions of confusion and calm
2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at
she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish
Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.
A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.
Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.