A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.
Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."
A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.
"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."
"Hey mike, have you seen Raso lately?" "No I havent actually, but i see him grinding fifa online" "Wow, he needs to stop jerking off stop going downtown and get to the fucking gym" "HES JOE SHMOE!!!!"
A girl that lets guys think that they can get in their pant but are actually too big of pussys to do it.
Guy:Suck my dick
Shmoe:Ok
Guy:*pulls down pants*
Shmoe:I WAS JUST KIDDING!
"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"
A very chill way of saying "show more" but with rizz, especially when asking for more explicit content from someone but don't want to come out as a fuckboy.
Girl: "Do I look cute in this dress?"
Guy: "Yeah for sure shmoe"