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Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide. Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!" "Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

by Shurdlegurdle April 06, 2017

Shmorky Dingler

a penis.

"i got a letter yesterday. it had a drawing of a shmorky dingler on it."

by Holographic Charizard Eater March 30, 2024