A fork of Rural Dictionary
A real nigga who pulls all the bitches
Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica.
If you get called a “shmuk” you are definitely a fucking cunt
wetty: *doesnt pull skimpy bong*
me: “you fucking shmuk”
*wetty cruises away*