A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phattest loser you've ever seen. He is usually 1 ft. 1 in. And his hair will usually be a bowl. He thinks he is smart but he usually cheats off of Raegan in Spanish. He will find beautiful girl and go after her but.. He will never get her. Shneeb is funny and nice but nobody will ever know.
Look at shneeb today, ew what is he wearing
You have to understand the meaning, because it has been around in my life for six wonderful months. The word, by definition means weed in Ireland, but it is oh so much more. It can mean something like, grass, or even toilet. But the most common and useful term is Allie. It is a magical word where only chosen one's can use. It has many different definitions, and "tag-along" letters like: shneebie, shneeblet, shneebomi, shneebalo, shneebaliyby, shneebilis, shneeb kong, etc. This word, this magical word will once be so much more than weed in Ireland to the world, it will be something that each and every human on Earth uses three or more times in a sentence, shneeb will be not just a word but a language. Shneeb will live on.
Ayy Shneeb whats poppin?
The flesh that resides between the beginning of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Its a flappy-like skin that looks like a turkey neck when you are erect.
Bobby Sue: Hey man! What you up to? Billie Joe: Nothing much, just picking at my (shneeb). Wanna Join? Bobby Sue: Nah man, I got better shit to do.
A person who bums things from his peers. generally someone who dosent have friends, and people hang out with them out of pity.
Sholom:"Ber is alway mooching things from me" Mendy:"Yup, Ber is a fucking shneeb" Mendy :"Ber is a shneeb, Ber is a shneeb, Ber is a shneeb" Zuzz: "what's a shneeb?" Mendy: "Ber is a shneeb, Ber is a......"