A fork of Rural Dictionary
an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes! joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means! His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game. Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe. 2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher. Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?