A fork of Rural Dictionary
a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.
if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.
a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.
b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.
Al Bundy is a shoeman.
When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.
After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.