A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derrogatory (when used by heterosexuals) or playful (when used by homosexuals) term used to describe a lesbian.
Mikey, look, a shorthair just walked in.
A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!
Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills
Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair
A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland
Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland? Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair
A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.
Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.
The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.
Person 1: What kind of cat is that? Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down. Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)