A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word doctors like to use when lieing to you
The doctor will be with you shortly
Shortly: A new measure of time initiated by the Roggy-folk of first generation north vanners. While ‘shortly’ could be determined to be classed as a small amount of moments; it could also be classified by unintended delays that could potentially take many moments. It is in fact an extended definition of the term ‘moment’ in of itself. Shortly: the opposite of Jiffy.
(From Gaga's perspective) When Gaga puts the word 'shortly' in a tweet, it means don't count on seeing it for a loooong time. :) Gotta love her. She's fashionably Latey Gaga. ;)
Latest Tweet 'Posting a special video of me on The Ellen Ball shortly, with a surprise addition.' Time of tweet: 11 hours ago
The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.
We'll be back shortly. Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.
"We will get this to you shortly" (suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)