A fork of Rural Dictionary
What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.
"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."
A word used to describe something that could happen but likely will never due to a standard lack of caring, ethics, or general sense.
Person 1: "William should unplug that garbage disposal before he sticks his hand in there". Person 2: "20 bucks says he wont".
Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.
Misspelling of should've (should have)
He should of gotten a Dreamcast
When you say someone has the ability to do something, and it would be advantageous to do so; they should. However, it usually means "you better fucking ... bitch!" just in kid-friendly tone.
Jane: You should stop drinking. Bob: You better fucking make my dinner bitch!