A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shrub; An affectionate term for a Nin-can-poop, twat, fool, idiot, generally silly person.
He felt like a complete Shrub after he spilled the beans. Stop being a Shrub Sandra and pull yourself together! The Shrublettes couldnt be happier watching Disney Movies with the chief Shrub.
Shrubbing or to shrub. The act of a woman rubbing ones cliterous whilst taking a shit, thus encouraging both pleasure sensations to occur simultaneously.
He could no longer please his woman because she had mastered the art of shrubbing. Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!' Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'
combination of the word Short Rub. having sex and not being fully penetrated.
I got the short rub last nite when i was having sex with my bf. yup, girl if you hardly felt anything you got the shrub.