A fork of Rural Dictionary
the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology
Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.
"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"
"I am a well practiced silentologist"