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A canon persona from Wilbur Soots songs (aka a bursona). He's often portrayed as an obsessive, jealous man with anger issues and overwhelming hatred towards Jared. He's from the E-Girl Trilogy (In love with an e-girl, internet ruined me and your new boyfriend). He's extremely popular in x reader fanfictions, often separating y/n from their friends and family or going as far as to kidnap y/n.
Friend: Hey! Have you listened to 'Internet Ruined Me'?
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!
The canon version of Wilbur soot that is basically a massive simp and also a phsycopath
Simpbur: I will find you Y/N 🤪
Y/N: Fuck of you spooky bitch