A fork of Rural Dictionary
An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.
So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts. Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law
A singler is a person who sings loudly like Adolf Hitler ranting about random crap.
Are you singler? Because you are singing a indescribable amount of decibels.
A person who desires passionate loving company but who's dreams don't come true
"Face that facts girl, your a singler."