A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slarks is a dude who looks like corniol sanders (ya the chicken guy) commonly can be seen putting butts out in his guys mouth. often speaks on issue he has no clue on. Fancies himself a lady's man, not realizing the laughter at his expense
"You just made no sense for well over an hour"
Ah man I did a Slarks
1. A term that expresses frustration and distaste
2. Slang for a tasteless whore
3. Slark the murloc nightcrawler
1. That meat pie was slarked.
2. What a Slark or She is acting like a slark tonight
3. Slark calls upon deities of the swamps to seal a dark pact. Sacrificing some of his lifeblood, Slark is redeemed of all negative effects. After 2 seconds, a dark wave of destruction emits from the Nightcrawler, dealing damage to himself as well as all nearby enemies.
A Slark is a person who is just really, really cool. Like really cool. Like awesome. Like it’s unbelievable how radical they are.
“Woah, look at that Slark over there!”
“No, you’re the one acting like a Slark right now.”
A great rock band from Louisville, KY. Unknown to most, but give them beer and they will rock!
enjoy Slark Martyr while cleaning up the kitchen or making a mess in the garage.