A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of moving your body upwards during a period of making out in an effort to obtain fellatio (blowjob) from the partner (can also be used for cunnilingus (eating out), but rarely). Such action usually requires a back and forth (left and right) movement to gain the needed height difference and can be enhanced with a hand to head encouragement motion.
"I tried to slither up on Megan last night but got turned down, 5 times." "Sliver me timbers!" (used to make fun of those who have attempted at slithering and failed)
A person that whines and complains excessively; a compulsively hateful person; a person with extremely bad taste; a person that will spam message boards with hateful complaints about things he doesn't like and attempt to start flame wars about these topics.
A message board troll is often a Slither.
A terrible counter strike player. Also wants a message board gimp going by the alias non.
look at slither - he is so shit at cs it's not funny. the turd owns him.
To move like a snake or just move from one place to another
Bryan: Are you slithering to the pub?
While driving or moving forward, "slither" means to keep moving straight. "s" stems from the beggining of both straight and slither.
george-"yo which way now?" andre-"slither...SLITHER!"
“Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”