Country Dictionary

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste? Ali: yeah, average

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

Slow or dumb

Tina just said Texas is a country she is so slizz

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

Vagina

Finger my tight little slizz

The feeling when you are utterly out of your mind, the furthest point of intoxication yet still remaining conscious. Can also be used as a noun. A person who slizzes is a slizz.

YOU ARE A SLIZZZ!! SLIZZIN OUT RIGHT NOW!! SLIZZZZ (meaning changes depending upon tone of voice)