A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gorgeous, insanely intelligent LADY. Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her! Also, she is most definitely not a man. Ehem, thank you.
W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone* texts: Hey sloane! S: texts: Hey what's up? W: texts: Just peein ^^ you? S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.
Beautiful gorgeous girl, wifey material, generally short around 4'11 or 5'4. Will make you smile alot even on the worst days. Will make you question if you are in love or not. Normally lisps her words. Sloane's are generally blonde but out of their kind they are the best. Will move in with you and have john cena babies with you.
"i love sloane." "oh yeah me too"
How to Spot a Sloane: purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair, pashmina around the neck, dolly shoes {ballet pumps}, skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear}, mini skirts with ugg boots, wish they lived in sloane square, posh, up their own arse, shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't, talk about "daddy" alot, wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair, large leather {or fake leather} bags, curled around man sloanes, etc...
look out for pashmina wearing, dolly shoe wearing, hair messer uppery, sloanes!
A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.
Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane guy 2: only the best can get that.
Nicest, funniest, girl ever! Sarcastic always with amazing stories. Popular, but not in a bad way at all. Blonde hair, usually short. Freckles. Mysterious and sarcastic. One of the best friends/partners you can ever have.
Sloane always has a story to tell!