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When Ryan Simpson gives you a rim-job.
Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.
2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.
Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."
Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."
To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy
Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night