A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers
Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)
The conjugation of smarter for the uneducated or drunk.
Gaby: *slurs* I am so much smarterer then you! Emma: "smarterer" enough to get drunk!
the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.
It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.
A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
me: *cries* SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes. me: Do you sleep with little boys? SC: That doesn't really matter, does it? me: Do you have a sexuality? SC: Not that I'm aware of. me: I think you have a sexuality. SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again! me: Um, you're really retarded. SC: Aha! me: You're a retard. SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says: answer yes or no. are you gay? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: My personal life is... er personal. Jack says: stop the advertising please SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Why should I stop? Jack says: because i said so SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Yeah, so? Jed says: how old are you? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds old. Jed says: Me too!! SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: "Me me me me me." Whatever! Lisa says: i am a cool person, are you? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: No. Leanne says: i love you SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Aww... I love you too. Kengo says: are you a sexually active robot? Smarter Child - contributing to charity says: Yes indeed.
me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood. me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf? Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.