Country Dictionary

Household product which needs to be checked ten times using a smeegometer before each use to avoid danger. It is produced by SmeegCo and was recently subject to memes originating from r/196 that suggested the irresponsible practice of not checking Smeeg 10 times before its use. SmeegCo has denounced these memes as irresponsible.

Check your Smeeg 10 times before each time you use it!

When one is under the influence of alchohol and that persons actions resemble Smeagles from Lord of the Rings

Holy shit Mike is Smeeged!

a female that is well know for being a hoe. and that does everything anyone can think of, and tells her business without being ashamed..

eww she's a smeeg, yeah did u hear about her?
everyone keeps callin her a smeeg for no reason..

noun:
1. WTF
2. ew

Adj.
1. fuck up

Also may be used when caught in an awkward silence

what a smeeg!

1) the verb which means "to smoke weed"

2) smeegen-past tense

1) Yo, you want to come over and smeeg later?

2) Yeah man it was tight, we were smeegen the whole time

a very small man who has at least 5 counts of tax evasion on his criminal record

“bruh. this smeeg really evaded me.” (this is taxes speaking)

the bay area meaning ciggarette

aye shoot me a smeege