A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.
"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"
"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."
An animator on such popular flash websites as SheezyArt, DeviantArt, and New Grounds. Along with fellow animator, Joanime, he created a unique character called, Smiffy Bagel. Smiffy is usually angry at someone/something.
Guy: Hey, did you see that movie, The Twin Noodles?
Dude: Nah, I was too busy playing Mega Man.
A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.
Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!
a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again