A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow. Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob? Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad. Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there! Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.