A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.
Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.
1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear. 2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was. Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station) This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.
The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.
An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow. Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob? Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad. Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there! Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.