Country Dictionary

A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.

That snail made a leaf boat to get to snurch. Im proud of him.

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

snake church

take me to snurch

When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.

"woah dude you okay?"
"yeah I just snurched."

Apparently 'smell', as a verb. I knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at passing girls. This was UK, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of Dorset.

"Gie us a snurch of yer knickers"!

An amazing website that looks at the world, one city at a time, with large snarky eyes.

snurch.wordpress.com

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.