A fork of Rural Dictionary
Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.
Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.
Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT
1. An introverts dream. 2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.
The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19
What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask. 2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
What everyone should be doing right now
Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary
The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”