A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
Guy: yeah.. gimmie head Girl: but you aren't even erect.. Guy: gimmie some soft serve
A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.
Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.
used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self. Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming. Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.
The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.
Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.
Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served! Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!