A fork of Rural Dictionary
Word combination of Soft and Poof. A derogatory term for someone who is not only soft but a poof. Person will not do typical or even basic tasks that may only require minimum effort. Also posses homosexual tendencies.
Luke: "What are you on about, you you don't want to do it!? Don't be a soof".
The sound of the action of a pissy shoe being stepped into by a soon to be moist sock
Soofing a man is where you piss in the mans shoes or slippers for the man to then step in them causing a friction between the wet shoe and his sock as the moisture seaps into the sock it creates a soooofff sound.
SOOF meaning swear on our friendship, this word was invented in the crestview florida scene, it should not be used to force out a confession, it should only be used sparingly and as a last resort.
Jennifer- I have brain cancer
Andrew-no you don't!
Jennifer- yeah... I do.
Andrew-SOOF?
Abbreviation for Swear On Our Friendship (S.O.O.F.).
If someone SOOF's you or says SOOF it means they are telling the absolute 100% truth or your friendship is over.
Its like a pinky swear, but without having to touch pinkies or kiss each-others thumbs or whatever people do to make promises or prove they are telling the truth.
Sorority Girl #1: Did you cheat on me with my roommate?
Sorority Girl #2: No...
Sorority Girl #1: SOOF ?
Sorority Girl #2: SOOF. Bible.