Country Dictionary

Sound Man

Sound man is when the person you say it to is as nice as possible. They are not being mean in any way except for the fact they are killing you with kindness.

Ben is a sound man. So is his brother Alex... Adam too.

kill the sound man

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!